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1. If you use a pacemaker, the chances that this device would reprogram it, is very very remote. However, why chance it? There are a handful of natural herbs that you can use that help cleanse the body.
2. If you are pregnant, you may want to get professional advice about cleansing your body at this time using the ionizing body detox.
3. If you are taking medication to balance critical components of your body, you may want to consult a physician before you start cleansing with EarthTides. It will cleanse your body of chemicals and pharmaceuticals. Your physician may recommend a specific strategy for the use of EarthTides and the intake of your medication.


EarthTides is powerful. It has two devices on board; an ionizing body detox device and a micro-current device. It is slim and small and easy to carry around or throw into your luggage when you travel. It weights 1 pound and 7.2 oz. The dimensions are those of a high school algebra book. (9 1/2" x 6 1/4" x 1 3/8") It can be used anywhere in the world where 240 volts 50hz or 120 volts 60hz are used. It comes complete with everything you need except the plastic tub and salt. The probes are made from high quality stainless steel. With these, you flow micro current through different parts of your body which changes it's terrain and fungus, bacteria, viruses and other pathogens are no longer able to stick around. The Ionizing Body Detox and the Micro-Current Device can be run separately or together. The plates are manufactured with the cables attached and two removable bolts for cleaning. Using only 1 teaspoon of salt, these plates should last for 100 to 150 detox sessions depending on the hardness of your water. EarthTides has a lifetime warranty except for the cables and plates which fatigue and wear out over time. I sell replacement plates and cables.

BodyGuard Zapper

This little zapper is a micro-current device and is effective for helping the body get rid of parasites, fungus, bad bacteria, viruses and other pathogens. The probes are of a high quality stainless steel. With these, you flow micro current through different parts of your body which changes it's terrain. Fungus, bacteria, viruses and other pathogens are no longer able to stick around. The BodyGuard Zapper has a life time warranty except for the cables which fatigue over time. I sell replacement cables.


How EarthTides Works
Heavy metals, toxins, chemicals, drugs and pharmaceuticals in the body receive their positive charge via environmental positive ions discharged from transmitters of cell phone towers, HARP, Wifi, TV and radio binding them to healthy negatively charged cells. The positive charge must be neutralized in order that the body can release these toxins. This is accomplished by passing 3-4 amps of current through the water with two stainless steel plates. The current of electrons dislodge the outer covalent electron from the water molecule which releases a hydrogen atom and converts H2O to a negatively charged OH molecule which is called a hydroxide. When two hydrogen atoms meet up, they become h2 which is hydrogen gas which bubbles to the surface of the water. The negatively charged hydroxides quickly neutralize the positive charge on the toxins and the body, within 1 to 48 hours, is able to move them out by way of urine, feces and sweat. Some toxins actually leave the body during the session through pores in the arms and feet. An important aspect of the EarthTides is that it creates only negative ions in the water.

What Are You Experiencing?

The Center for Disease Control...
reports that up to 85% of all illness is caused by toxins in the cells of our bodies and brains.

Dietrich Klinghardt, MD - one of the world's leading treatment experts for conditions related to toxicity - strongly promotes the use of negative ION technology for supporting the cells in the body and brain to release toxins such as heavymetals, chemicals, parasites and fungus that can cause a myriad of illness-related symptoms.

Where do we go from here?

EarthTides is an electronic device ...
that has two modalities. One, an ionizing body detox, which assists the body in getting rid of toxins, chemicals, pharmaceuticals, drugs and heavy metals. The other, a microcurrent device, which assists the body to release fungus, candida, bad bacteria, viruses and other pathogens.
The large pores in the soles of the feet and the pores in the arms are exit pathways for toxins. Toxins continue to leave the body for more than two days after the session via urine, feces and sweat.
A negative ION detoxification footbath or armbath is an easy and pleasureable way to help the body release toxins and support the body, brain and immune system in achieveing and maintaining maximum health.
Another very important consideration is that EarthTides shifts the central nervous system from a sympathetic 'high alert/stress' state to a parasympathetic 'relax/heal/...and yes... DIGEST' state. It is only in a parasympathetic state that the brain and body can release toxins.

Visit Practitioners who use EarthTides

Dr. Corinne Allen (Brain Advance) successfully uses EarthTides and other modalities with her autistic clients...

Natural Medicine & Detox of Phx Az uses EarthTides with great success....

Dawn Flaherty is the amazing woman who started Detox Depot more than 20 years ago.
MaryAnn Shearer uses EarthTides in her successful colon hydrotherapy detox center....

Leila Sun (The Lyme Whisperer)This beautiful woman loves the powerful affects of EarthTides in her practice...

EarthTides Videos

EarthTides Meets HeartQuest Technology

Interview w/HeartQuest co-founder Dr. Michael Kessler

EarthTides and Crohn's

16 Year Old Heals from Crohn's

EarthTides Movie Medley

Movie Medley (2009)

Wrapping the Probes

How to Wrap the Probes

Lyme Disease and EarthTides

Audio Interview with Leila Sun

Plate Assembly

How to Assemble the Plates

The Zapper

Using the Frequency Generator

EarthTides Audio Training

Ionizing Body Detox Audio Training #1

EarthTides Detox Training 1

Ionizing Body Detox Audio Training #2

EarthTides Detox Training 2

Micro Current Audio Training #1

Frequency Generator Training 1

Micro Current Audio Training #2

Frequency Generator Training 2

EarthTides Energetics Audio Training #1

The BodyGuard Energetics 1

EarthTides Energetics Audio Training #2

The BodyGuard Energetics 2

Negative Ions Release Toxins Audio Training

Negative Ions Promote Toxin Release

Micro Current Device and Children

Anecdotal Experience with a Child

Passive Income Via EarthTides Leasing

Leasing EarthTides for Passive Income

EarthTides Anecdotal Evidence #1

Anecdotal Evidence 1

EarthTides Anecdotal Evidence #2

Anecdotal Evidence 2

Documents you may download and print.


EarthTides Manual

Two Devices

Two Devices



EarthTides Flyer


Plate Assembly


Switch Voltage From 110V to 220V

International Voltage

Experiences Since 2009


Lease Your EarthTides

Leasing Income

Lease Agreement Document

Lease Agreement

Newsletter Library

Detoxing Your Brain ~~~ 2022-11-19

Urology ~~~ 2022-09-25

120 Volt Mini EarthTides on Sale ~~~ 2022-09-24

Small and Thin ~~~ 2022-09-08

Help World Leaders ~~~ 2022-07-08

Summer Solstice ~~ 2022-06-20

Denizen Clean Atmosphere ~~~ 2022-06-16

Who is Blocking the Sun? ~~ 2022-06-06

More Health, More Freedom ~~~ 2022-05-06

Toothache? ~~~ 2022-04-14

Tests, Interviews, Sports ~~~ 2022-03-28

Sprouting is Easy and Fun ~~ 2022-01-13

Improve Immune System ~~~ 2021-11-01

No Vaccination?..You're Fired!~~ 2021-10-01

Karen Kingston -> Covid19 ~~~~~ 2021-09-03

Blood and Covid Vaccine ~~~~~~~2021-08-14

The Gene Keys ~~~~~~~ 2021-07-13

5 Amp Fuse Requirement ~~~~~~~ 2021-07-03

Discover You the Unknown ~~~~~ 2021-06-16

Vicki, A Class on New Thought ~~~~~~~ 2021-06-09

One More Thing...Thank You ~~~~~~~ 2021-06-02

I Made a Mistake ~~~~~~~ 2021-05-18

EarthTides, Biological Warfare, Covid Injections ~~~~~~~ 2021-04-27

Campaign for Sara ~~~~~~~ 2021-04-11

April 2021 EarthTides Newsletter ~~~~~~~ 2021-04-05

I need your help to reorganize ~~~~~~~ 2021-03-12

I Think We Might Want to Wait ~~~~~~~ 2021-03-12

EarthTides (Over 50% off) during Covid19 ~~~~~~~ 2021-01-26

Dr Carrie Madej... Vaccines with RNA ???? ~~~~~~~ 2021-01-25

Dr Simone Gold & Experimental Vaccines ~~~~~~~ 2021-01-24

Vicki writes her Declaration of Independence ~~~~~~~ 2021-01-09

Tomorrow Jan 6, 2021... One Historical Day ~~~~~~~ 2021-01-05

Thank You Cate for Stepping Up ~~~~~~~ 2020-12-30

Jupiter & Saturn Kiss Dec 21 2020 ~~~~~~~ 2020-12-20

Tennessee Nurse Passes Out After C-19 Vaccine ~~~~~~~ 2020-12-17

My Most Important Newsletter (December 2020) ~~~~~~~ 2020-12-09

Are You Prepared for a Mandatory Vaccine? ~~~~~~~ 2020-11-15

Covid19 Does Not Exist! Nice Short Video ~~~~~~~ 2020-11-04

Women, Thank you for your courage. We love you. ~~~~~~~ 2020-11-01

"Your Guide to The Great Reset" Covid19, World Economic Forum, Our Freedom ~~~~~~~ 2020-10-28

November 2020 Newsletter ~~~~~~~ 2020-11-21

Watch US Medical Doctors share Covid19 Cure Now ~~~~~~~ 2020-07-28

5G Danger: 13 Reasons 5G Wireless Technology Will Be a Catastrophe for Humanity ~~~~~~~ 2020-07-23

Freedom Freedom Freedom ~~~~~~~ 2020-07-21

Face Mask Exemption Card ~~~~~~~ 2020-07-18

July 20, 2020 Monthly Newsletter ~~~~~~~ 2020-07-08

Bruce Lipton at his best ~~~~~~~ 2020-05-17

We Live in Magical Times ~~~~~~~ 2020-05-11

Creating Peace Mp3 ~~~~~~~ 2020-03-30

How to Make a Simple Zapper at Home ~~~~~~~ 2020-03-16

How to Dismantle a Virus ~~~~~~~ 2020-03-13

The Best News on the Corona Virus ~~~~~~~ 2020-03-08

My Thoughts on the Corona Virus ~~~~~~~ 2020-03-03

EarthTides February Newsletter ~~~~~~~ 2020-02-13

EarthTides January 2020 Newsletter ~~~~~~~ 2020-01-02

EarthTides Newsletter November 2019 ~~~~~~~ 2019-11-04